This is the best thing I’ve ever done. Fuck it. I’m posting it again.

Arrangement in Turquoise and Magenta
(Matador with Corned Beef Sandwiches)

Arrangement in Turquoise and Magenta
(Matador with Corned Beef Sandwiches)

minor spoiler: going hawaiian in #601; psychedelia

8 out of 10 Cats

It took me a while to get into this show because of the casting policy of at least one offensively stupid guest per show.

I drew Jimmy Carr with normal eyes but then said fuck it and stole eyes off of this

For ease of social sharing, I have put my Mad Men art up on madmenillustrated.tumblr.com. Please follow & reblog.

Includes new Season 5 illustrations never before posted online.

[Mad Men season 6 starts April 7th]

For ease of social sharing, I have put my Mad Men art up on madmenillustrated.tumblr.com. Please follow & reblog.

Includes new Season 5 illustrations never before posted online.

[Mad Men season 6 starts April 7th]

*(This scene never really happened on the show. )

For ease of social sharing, I have put my Mad Men art up on http://madmenillustrated.tumblr.com. Please follow & reblog.

Includes new Season 5 stuff (example above) never posted online before. 

• [Mad Men season 6 starts April 7th]

For ease of social sharing, I have put my Mad Men art up on http://madmenillustrated.tumblr.com. Please follow & reblog.

Includes new Season 5 artwork (example above) never posted online before. 

• [Mad Men season 6 starts April 7th]

For ease of sharing on your social networking apps etc., I have put my Mad Men art up on http://madmenillustrated.tumblr.com. Please follow & reblog.

Includes Season 5 (example above). Cryptic visual spoiler alert.

• [Mad Men season 6 starts April 7th]

All 3 PORN FOLEY episodes

hipster-animals:

Happy Valentines Day from Best-in-Show champion Banana Joe

attn: cynics: mean dog valentines here

I couldn’t think of any dirty or sexual taglines about bananas. Sorry. There probably aren’t any.

Excerpt from a text document called “document.doc” found on my rarely-used laptop

The 60 seconds of footage were found in the colon after the autopsy of a longtime United Artists employee whose specific sexual fetish was eating irreplaceable artistic artifacts at the moment of climax. He was part of a cabal of similar fetishists who are suspected of gorging on the master print of The Magnificent Ambersons during a wild circle jerk marathon in Tahoe in 1965.

Yeah. I don’t know either.

I found a file I didn’t recognize on my hard drive named “vagueideas.doc”

These were the contents in their entirity:

Geek Pirates
Wrong Kind of Gay Son
Anime Huckleberry Finn
Samurai Battle between Cat Man

I am a genius.

flyer for The Fascinator by me (Dyna Moe)

Email me if you want me to make your flyer, too. Note: I will charge you money.

 other UCB cards I have tumblr’d:

• Oh, Hey Guys!
• Two Man Movie
• Doug Moe is a Bad Dad
• Last Resort
• Radio Rogue