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Aesop was a hideous dwarf who lived in Ancient Greece and hated people so wrote stories exposing the follies of man through symbolic animal characters. I am of average height and wrote this crap:

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The Tortoise and The Hare (A Hipster Aesopimal Fable)

Tortoise and Hare were neighbors and frenemies. After an awkward run in at the coffee place, without meaning to they found themselves agreeing to a dinner party on Saturday, as it was early spring so ramps were then just arriving at the farmers’ markets.

HareHare ran a very prominent…

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