Jul 31

“I’m paranoid the gub’ment is coming to take my guns because I don’t have any guns and it will be a wasted trip.”

via calaggie/Flickr

Jul 30

Best thing I ever have done.

Man Saws Off His Own Head 

Best thing I ever have done.

Man Saws Off His Own Head 

(Source: dynamoe)

Jul 29

[video]

If you’re making a schnauzer-based iPhone app,I made you a logo. Just in case.

If you’re making a schnauzer-based iPhone app,
I made you a logo. Just in case.

liartownusa:

FUTURE SCONE 2015 Calendar

liartownusa:

FUTURE SCONE 2015 Calendar

Jul 28

working on this for a show later this year
I could say I picked it for its significance in the history of modern comedy or pop culture or women-in-comedy but I did it mainly for Mike Nichols super snotty bitchface.

working on this for a show later this year

I could say I picked it for its significance in the history of modern comedy or pop culture or women-in-comedy but I did it mainly for Mike Nichols super snotty bitchface.

“I’m not a napkin.” — Another thing I never thought I’d say to my daughter. (via manvchild)

Jul 27

[video]

Jul 26

Three-toed Sloth Skull Bradypus tridactylus
via Skulls Unlimited Intern’l "Why Limit Your Skulls?"

Three-toed Sloth Skull
Bradypus tridactylus

"Bro, do you even NERFt?"

"Bro, do you even NERFt?"

Jul 25

Kicku!

Kicku!

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

(Source: apanelofanalysts, via magicwhistle)

Jul 24

"Disco Night To Enhance The Day" from The Beautiful Future
North Korean Propagandists Paint China

"Disco Night To Enhance The Day"
from The Beautiful Future

Jul 23

flower crowns are soooo hot right now.

flower crowns are soooo hot right now.