I’m paranoid the gub’ment is coming to take my guns because I don’t have any guns and it will be a wasted trip.
Best thing I ever have done.
Man Saws Off His Own Head
If you’re making a schnauzer-based iPhone app,
I made you a logo. Just in case.
FUTURE SCONE 2015 Calendar
working on this for a show later this year
I could say I picked it for its significance in the history of modern comedy or pop culture or women-in-comedy but I did it mainly for Mike Nichols super snotty bitchface.
I’m not a napkin. — Another thing I never thought I’d say to my daughter. (via manvchild)
Three-toed Sloth Skull
"Bro, do you even NERFt?"
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
(Source: apanelofanalysts, via magicwhistle)
"Disco Night To Enhance The Day"
from The Beautiful Future
flower crowns are soooo hot right now.