Forget it, Jake. It’s Puzzletown.
Coco Chanel said that once you’ve dressed, and before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take at least one thing off.
Only one who devotes himself to a cause with his whole body and soul can be a true master. For this reason, mastery demands all of a person.
HEEEEYYYY! HEY!
Juvenile Turkey Vulture (Cathartes aura), 1820. John James Audubon
(via: Wired Science)
The best part of The Office finale was the end when David Brent woke up in bed with his wife & told her about the weird dream he had
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Fuck your fun fridge.
Oh man, I’m gonna say “fuck your fun fridge” all summer. Summer fun phrase. “Fuck you and your fun fridge, buster!”
Wish there was a drag queen with Asperger’s whose tagline was “Fuck your spectrum, I’m a goddamn rainbow!
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