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HEEEEYYYY! HEY!

Juvenile Turkey Vulture (Cathartes aura), 1820. John James Audubon

(via: Wired Science)

The best part of The Office finale was the end when David Brent woke up in bed with his wife & told her about the weird dream he had

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Fuck your fun fridge.

Oh man, I’m gonna say “fuck your fun fridge” all summer. Summer fun phrase. “Fuck you and your fun fridge, buster!”

Wish there was a drag queen with Asperger’s whose tagline was “Fuck your spectrum, I’m a goddamn rainbow!

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Zoo Friends
by the Zoo Man

My sole financial goal is to be rich enough to hire someone to wash my hair. A *professional*. Not a perv from craigslist.

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My chum Mitch Magee wants to make a movie with your money. He’s in the last couple days and 200 bucks short.

From the 1970s: Clippys Detective Scissors.

I’m sick of the excessive nudity on Game of Thrones. Put some clothes on, bear!

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One, Two, Three poster - Saul Bass

This is the best thing I’ve ever done. Fuck it. I’m posting it again.

Arrangement in Turquoise and Magenta
(Matador with Corned Beef Sandwiches)

The internet is tough for people who aren’t into Batman or tits.

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GEE!